February 2012
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HOMESTUCK ALBUM TRACK ART
fwugradiation:
The winners of the contest have been notified! Thank you to all who participated in the music-making process! Now… onto the second part of this shindig. There’s a lot of artistic talent out there in the fandom!!! So we’ve decided to open our options and allow people to submit track art this time! It only seems fitting alongside the contest. If you want to contribute track art to...
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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
belmontinthecastle:
effigyofubiquity:
basedfiasco:
crippledbypizza:
thewalkingpizza:
scullster:
sdfgjhdgfgjkh
Aww Fuck Yeah!
Hell yeah.
Belmont Castle apparently.
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I’m so tired and everything hurts. I need this Tylenol to work faster.
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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look at what im drawing
look at what someone else drew
delete it and throw self out window
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Reblog this and add/put a tally by your Homestuck...
JadeKat: ||
SolKat: |||
EriSol: ||||- I ship it hard that people in Asia can hear my cries-
Jake/That mysterious cerulean cutie patootie: |||
KarkatTerezi: |||
DaveSol: ||
DaveKat: ||
DirkJake: |||||||
DaveJohn: ||||||
DaveRose: |
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Jake/Me: |
Aradia/Sollux: |
John/Vriska: ||
Dave/Terezi: |
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Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........
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tiredpterois:
The Alignment Test
fuckyeahczesiek:
Lawful-Good
62% Good, 44% Chaotic
Chaotic Good
64% Good 58% Chaotic
Examples of Chaotic-Goods (Ethically Chaotic, Morally Good) Tifa Lockheart (FFVII) Captain Kirk Robin Hood Thomas Jefferson Oscar Wilde Peregrin Took Jim Hawkins Austin Powers Walt Whitman Zorro Han Solo The Flash
Unwilling to be governed by the laws and desires of any...
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notzilon:
If you live in the United States and don’t have health insurance, you qualify for discounted prescription drugs
fattiesinlove:
repede:
cakemeister:
Today in Useful Fucking Things That No One Tells You About: the Prescription Assistance Program (PAP) offers a discount drug card to uninsured Americans. The card is accepted at over 56,000 pharmacies nationwide, including CVS,...
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lawlininabox:
Fucking classic lolita. Innocent World your dresses are so pretty, they’re going to make me cry.
“Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why...”
– Epicurus (via mermaidsongs)
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Check up on fanfic
Its been over 2 months since they’ve updated.
I sent a message a month ago and got a response recently.
Its supposed to update this weekend or early next week at the latest.
Hasn’t updated yet.
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